JOHNNY B. GOODE


Paul: 
We'll play Johnny B. Goode; he'll sing Through My Eyes.

Other voice: 
(???)

Paul: 
Tell John. Tell him.

Johnny: 
What?

Paul: 
Tell him.

Other Voice: 
They wanna play Johnny B. Goode while you sing Through my eyes.

Johnny: 
God! Awright, then.

Paul: 
Ready? Go!

Johnny: If you could see... oh God, fuck off... 
Ayanlouisiannayaya New Orleans 
Awasabadababyanalittle key 
Ayainanananananana Johnny B. Goode 
Agogogogogogo Johnny B. Goode 
Agogo, go Johnny, gogogogogo 
I don't know the words! 
Gogogogogogogogogogogyogyuh
Ayayayayastrah yayastrahyayaya 
Ayayayayastrah andabanayaya 
I wannawannabay, yayayaya 
Let's gogo, ago Johnny gogogogo 
Agogo, go go go go gogogogogogogogogogogogogogo 
Go, Johnny, go, go Go! Johnny B. Goode 
Ayayayayayayayayayayayagwuah 
Oh, fuck, it's awful! Hate songs like that! 
The pits! Eeeeeeyayayayay eeeee! Eeyeah! 
Brrrrrah! Brrrrrayayayayay! Uah! 'ey, I know, oi, oi, 
Steve -- Roadrunner! Roadrunner! Roadrun...! 
Should we do roadrunner? 'ey, that's fuckin' awful -- stop it. 
Stop it; it's fuckin' awful! Aaah! Torture. 
Duh ug duh duh duh duh mah eyah I donno the words! 
I donno'ow it starts; I've forgotten it! Hold on; stop the segment. 
Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Check out what how it starts. 
What's the first line?

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